I woke up one day wondering how did I get here? This is not my beautiful life. This is not my beautiful house. How did I get here (cue the Talking Heads…)?
Well, it wasn’t quite as bad as waking up and finding oneself stuck to the ceiling as a cockroach, completely unrecognizable to my family, but it wasn’t a pretty picture. I was instead a middle-aged guy with a very long list of life issues to solve. A heaping helping of problems.
Where to start? Let’s start with losing weight. I thought I should start with losing 75 pounds.
I was well north of 250 pounds. “At least I can fix that one problem,” I told myself, “then the rest won’t seem so bad.” Plus I’d discovered the writings of Gary Taubes. He’d gussied up the previously intellectually unseemly Atkins diet thing. Atkins had worked for me 15 years before, albeit only briefly and on a much smaller scale, so suddenly one day I took the plunge. After all, who the hell doesn’t like bacon and eggs for breakfast.
I ultimately read Good Calories, Bad Calories several times. Everything Taubes. I began reading the impenetrable Hyperlipid, and there I met other smart, fascinating zealots (how does a brain-fogged only marginally science-capable person read Hyperlipid? Very very slllllooooowlllly).
I read other low carb blogs and hung out on forums. I got excited. In short, I got religion. Even before I’d seen some of the oiler low carb evangelists in their white patent leather shoes, thumping their copies of Atkins and handling snakes.
Little did I know my fix was just the beginning of a whole new set of issues.
This blog is the meandering, circuitous story of what ensued.